It's amazing what you can discover in Boston's chinatown. During my last trip there, I discovered a brother and sister walking behind me. Here is what they said:
Older brother: "You're so dumm!"
Sister: "Why?"
Older brother: "Because you're dumm!"
Sister: "Why?"
Older brother: "Coz you're dumm!"
Sister: "Why?"
Older brother: "Because you're dumm!"
Sadly they walked away before I could hear the rest, but I'm sure it continued in a similar pattern.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Beach Tanning
Overheard on the beach in Cancun.
Asian Girl 1: "I'm as brown as a nut!"
Asian Girl 2: "What kind of nut? A white nut? Sarah is as brown as a chestnut, but you…you're more of a macadamia nut!"
Asian Girl 1: "I'm as brown as a nut!"
Asian Girl 2: "What kind of nut? A white nut? Sarah is as brown as a chestnut, but you…you're more of a macadamia nut!"
Ode to Iphone
Black or white, sixteen gigabytes or eight,
The iphone was destined to be my fate.
Nimble fingers tapping on a screen,
It's an ipod, phone, and apps-downloading machine.
Read books on the go, time yourself as you run,
Read the news when you're bored, or play some games just for fun.
If you don't have it, go get it - it's great!
There really isn't any debate.
The iphone was destined to be my fate.
Nimble fingers tapping on a screen,
It's an ipod, phone, and apps-downloading machine.
Read books on the go, time yourself as you run,
Read the news when you're bored, or play some games just for fun.
If you don't have it, go get it - it's great!
There really isn't any debate.
Cure for Coughs
I've been sick this past week, and all my friends have sudden turned into would-be doctors, giving me advice and medication. Karen dumped a load of Tylenol and Nyquil on me yesterday. Then today, Jen stopped by to instruct me on the best way to cough. The advice was to make sure I spit out the phlegm after each coughing fit so that it won't linger in the throat preventing other phlegm from surfacing. I'm not sure it works, but I do recall the time she practically threw up in a taxi from a coughing fit. I wonder if that was her theory in practice?
Pee
On the bus trip back from Philadelphia, I overheard the following conversation between two guys sitting behind me before I fell asleep.
First guy: "Did you hear about Alex?"
Second guy: "About what?"
First guy: "He peed on the bed when we woke him up last night."
Second guy: "What? Before he woke up?"
First guy: "No no, he woke up and just thought he was in the bathroom and started peeing."
Second guy: (Laugh) "I hope you tipped the cleaners."
First guy: "Did you hear about Alex?"
Second guy: "About what?"
First guy: "He peed on the bed when we woke him up last night."
Second guy: "What? Before he woke up?"
First guy: "No no, he woke up and just thought he was in the bathroom and started peeing."
Second guy: (Laugh) "I hope you tipped the cleaners."
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